officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

(Source: selenagavemewhiplash)

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle)

fake-mermaid:

intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”

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shewillmove-mountains:

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

(Source: vivr-e)

jealousies:

i think my parents should be thankful that all i do is spend time on the internet. i could be a drug dealer or serial killer, but am i? no. you’re welcome

champane:

Babes

(Source: bjrlambiance)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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(Source: officialvergilsparda)

(Source: hibiscus-kissses)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds)

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

(Source: decrepitar)

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

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