there’s so much homework in the world and only one of me
Whenever I finish talking to you I want to curl up in a ball and cry myself into oblivion.
Every kid should be this appreciative
That’s my child right there.
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store
Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store……..
shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it
maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings
what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong
don’t say something like that
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place