fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping


one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

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buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

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How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

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I feel like marriage is merely a permanent roommate you get to fuck when ever you want, occasionally mooch money off of, and raise tiny humans with..

(Source: la-m0rt)

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Shhh…There’s Wine In Here Coffee Mug

Sometimes coffee doesn’t quite do the trick in the morning. Let everybody know what your morning routine is. Sold on Etsy.


kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel


gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

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The reason I take so many fucking pictures is because I get ready all the time just to sit at home so someone should be able to see all this cuteness every one in awhile. 

You’re perfect.

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